Archive for December, 2007

Worst. Cartoon. EVER.

Posted in Bad Craziness on December 29, 2007 by brokenheadphones

Okay, I want to be perfectly clear on this:

Cartoon Brew has a series, called ‘Cartoon Dump‘, where they showcase bad cartoons, yeah? I’ve watched the whole series, and those cartoons are AWFUL. But they all pale to insignificance in the face of “Animal Soccer World” from the Netherlands’ Phoenix Films.

Imagine a cartoon that blatantly stole some well-known characters from an equally well-known animation company, and animated them (extremely badly) on top of existing footage from some OTHER cartoon. Then replace that other cartoon’s soundtrack with a loop found on the internet somewhere, keeping one of the songs, but having the lyrics re-sung by that weird guy who’s always standing at the bus stop with open cans of cat food and a spork. Top the whole thing off with ALL the voices done by the same hapless guy, who is apparently translating the script into English on the fly. Okay? Now, imagine all of that, only worse. You’re ALMOST there.

Here is part one. Watch it, if you dare.

IF you manage to make it though that, and like me, you want to be able to stand at the next furry con and say you sat through the whole brutal experience with nothing but half a bottle of Cointreau to keep your hands from gouging your eyeballs out, then here’s part two, part three, and part four.

Man, not even DRUGS would make me sit through that again…

This Week In Dada, #4

Posted in Bad Craziness on December 26, 2007 by brokenheadphones

What the hell is THAT???

Oh, I am SO with this…..

Posted in stfu on December 21, 2007 by brokenheadphones

Apparently, on the morning of thursday 20th December, the Lakota Indigenous Nation withdrew from all treaties signed with the United States over the past 150 years.  ‘Bout time, if’n ya ask me.  They’ve been getting the shit end of the stick since they first clapped eyes on Europeans, and I hope they succeed.  I also hope someone gets Russell Means a copy of ‘Ecotopia‘.

Because Warren Ellis Loves Us All

Posted in Bad Craziness on December 4, 2007 by brokenheadphones

…and he wants to remind us every so often that ‘Transmetropolitan‘ was not really about the future…

Oh:  Don’t look.  This is your only warning.

This Week In Dada, #3

Posted in Infectious Agents on December 3, 2007 by brokenheadphones

This week, a little cognitive dissonance for all you boppers out there…