Canadians Elect American Wannabes

On behalf of the United States of America, I’d like to welcome our ten newest states.  Welcome to America!  Now give us the oil and we won’t beat your ass.  Okay, maybe we’ll beat your ass anyway.  Muah-hahahahah chumps.

What?  What’d you say?

Bitches!

NOW look what you made us do!  Why’d you make us hit you like that?

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